What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)