What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps