Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.