Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.