What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.