What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!