What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.