What sound does a horny toad make?

rub it rub it.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink