What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon