What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan