Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!