Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.