Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week