Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.