Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.