Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
The shiitalkie mushroom.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Because the pee is silent.
Because they're all dead
A Boston Marathon.
That sinking feeling...
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
You belong.
My ex-wife
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Scent.
Molar bears!
Because they croak a lot!
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
She moved.
