What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.