Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!