Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.