Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...