Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

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Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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It's driving me nuts!"