Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.