Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.