Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.