How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=