How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.