Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.