Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!