What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal