What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.