What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy