What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.