What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.