What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.