What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.