What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!