What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business