What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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A seasoned traveller.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"