What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad