Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.