Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!