What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!