A seasoned traveller.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
Salt
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
When he's jalapeno business!
Baghdad!