What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.