What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !