Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.