Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.