What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.