Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.