Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.