Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.