How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.