What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial