What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.