What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !