What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !