What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.