What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !