What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.