Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language