Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.