What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..