A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
He stole her blanket.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
No guts.
Dental floss !
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because they can't make a fist.
It's finger licking good.