What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.