What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.