What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

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