Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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A sanitary owl

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one