Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!