Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle