What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"