What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.