What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.