What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"