What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White