What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.