What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce