What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...