What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.