What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.