What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.