if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
He was caught taking a leek.
Be patient
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
This place rocks!"
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Patty O'furniture.
