Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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1 US Leader.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.