Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes