What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.